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18.2s
- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.
Dirty Grandpa
52.2s
What do these guys want to cut all the trees down for anyway? For some stupid, like, massive, tacky entertainment complex. You know, the ones with, like, arcades and laser tag. That sort of thing. - Laser tag? I love laser tag. - Yeah. - When does it open? - Nice. Thanks a lot. - Shadia! - Hi, Griz. Oh, my God, your pics from the Boston rally look amazing! - Thank you. - Yeah. Absolutely. Sweet Hacky Sack, man. It's not a Hacky Sack, dawg. That's the trade name. It's an organic hemp-seed foot satchel. And what's someone from the fucking laser tag lobby doing here? No, I'm just a friend of Shadia's. Just a friend. That's pretty cool, man. What is that, a dance ball? Fuck! What the fuck? - You're fucking kidding me. - It's like a... What the fuck! It's a 4-inch acrylic juggling orb! Dick. Um... I'll see you guys next weekend. - Absolutely. Absolutely. - Yeah? Okay. Bye. - Love your necklace. - Bye.
Dirty Grandpa
40.7s
Hey. Wait, just calm down. - What? - Shit. Yeah, we'll be right there. - What's going on? - We gotta go. And then I came back from the bathroom and all those black guys from the club were, like, standing around Lenore and Dr. Richards and they were yelling at them and threatening them and they, like, kidnapped them! - And I think one of them had a gun! - Did you see where they took them? No. Those guys are staying at The Tillman. That's all I know. - Okay. - Come on! - Come on! - Shit! What? - I smell marijuana. - Mmm-hmm.
Dirty Grandpa
17.9s
Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.
Dirty Grandpa
42s
It's not fair to just keep Shadia in the dark like this. Since we started this, it's just been one big lie. She has no idea who I am. I have to tell her the truth. Well, maybe telling her tonight is a little abrupt. The most important part of a relationship is trust. - That's right. - And I'm going to start now. Or you can just wait till I have sex with Lenore tonight, then you can tell Shadia everything. - No. I'm just lying. - Jason, I'm your grandfather! You wait till I fuck that college girl! - I'm telling her now. - Jason... Jason! Jason!
Dirty Grandpa
27.1s
It's too bad Lenore barfed all over herself tonight. I definitely could have had sex with her. Yup. I probably could have still had sex if she just threw up on her front, but she somehow got it all over her back, and I would have felt bad. Well, chivalry isn't dead. I like the way you took that haymaker tonight. Sometimes you just gotta take that punch up front, you know? Then things get easier in the long run.
Dirty Grandpa