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Don't do this. I think I'm going to have to fight them all, so you're going to have to take the first punch. - What? - Okay! He's up first. Whatever. You like that shit, white boy? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What? You want next, bitch? Hey, I thought I had next.

Dirty Grandpa

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Oh, well, better late than never. Yeah! Fuck them up, ALF! Motherfucker! Stinky? What the fuck are you doing here, Dick?

Dirty Grandpa

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What is it? Oh, it's, uh... Just another wedding present. I hope it's that new big dipping spoon from Williams-Sonoma.

Dirty Grandpa

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- Whoa! Got ourselves a bogey. - All right, let's do this!

Dirty Grandpa

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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Go! Go! Chug!

Dirty Grandpa

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Holy fucking shit!

Dirty Grandpa

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Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?

Dirty Grandpa

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Sting? You're stung!

Dirty Grandpa

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Whoo! Yeah! Do it again! We can change in Cody's room. I picked his pocket earlier. Nothing to see here, guys. Cops are gonna come pretty quick.

Dirty Grandpa

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You can't get into it anyway because you don't know my code. Looks like your grandpa remembered your birthday! - What? Give me that! - We're going to fucking Daytona.

Dirty Grandpa

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He says he's very sorry, but he can't marry you. Uncle Ruben, can you turn that thing up a little? It doesn't get any louder. Where'd you get that thing, SkyMall?

Dirty Grandpa

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So... are you getting married next weekend? I was. I was getting married, but then I met you, and now I don't... Oh, my God! No. Don't pull that shit.

Dirty Grandpa

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I just smoked crack!

Dirty Grandpa

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- Blood. - Semen it is.

Dirty Grandpa

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And you're my uncle.

Dirty Grandpa

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Hey, Griz...

Dirty Grandpa

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All right, our team won! Let's celebrate by buying local drugs from a reputable, local drug dealer. Hey, what are you doing here? I'm selling drugs, man. I'm trying to put my kid through preschool. How honest is that! Touching my face a lot, bro. Touching my face a whole lot, man. Why don't you take some of this. This'Il mellow you out. - What is it? - E-cig, bro. "E" is for "Weed"! Sure, why not? Yeah, ooh, that's a big... That's a big one. Oh! Whoo! Just be glad you didn't smoke this, man. This is crack! - What? - Oh, yeah! This one... Oh, wait a minute... Maybe that one's crack and this one's weed. Hang on. What'd you do now, Pam? Fuck. Hold on. Which one's crack? Okay. I got this. Don't freak out. Sorry to worry you, man. You're not gonna believe this. - They're both crack. - What? And you have taken an amount that will probably kill you in about 30 minutes. - I just smoked crack? - Yeah. But just, like, a lot. I just smoked crack.

Dirty Grandpa

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Bingo!

Dirty Grandpa