- You suck! - I have an idea. Do you remember that thing we used to do when I was a kid? Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
4s
You're not gonna die on me, are you? - I don't think so. - All right!
Dirty Grandpa
7.9s
Oh! I think this guy just sharted! - No, I didn't! - Yes! Call a lifeguard, I think there's been a shart attack!
Dirty Grandpa
8.2s
It'll be fine. How is this going to be fine? Look at this crew. Come on. We have a good crew too.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
Let's go.
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
All ready?
Dirty Grandpa
39.7s
- What? - I have to fuck that girl, Jason. - Jesus, Grandpa! - I do. I have to fuck her. Grandpa, you're just depressed. You're confused right now because of Grandma. Grandma wanted me to do this. - What? - Yeah. She said when she died, she wanted me to move on and live my life the way I wanted to, and right now, you know what I want to do? I want to get my dick sucked by that fucking college girl! What is that going to do for you? Is that going to make you feel young again? - Yeah! Yeah, what's wrong with that? - Yeah? Feeling young again? What do I have? A dead wife, dying friends. A few fucking good years left if I'm lucky. And you know what? It fucking freaks me out! Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
Even before you die, you just stop living, and it's all one fucked-up facsimile of the real thing.
Dirty Grandpa
6.5s
You want it? Come here, give me that hat! Oh, my God...
Dirty Grandpa
21.8s
- He let me stroke it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on! He's talking about a pee... A bee. - A little stuffed bee. - What bee? There was a bee here, man! It was so soft. He let me kiss it. No, I did not let you kiss it! What are you talking about? - He did not even... Ahh! - You're fucking dead! Dad, that was cool! Oh, shit!
Dirty Grandpa
3.6s
- What the fuck are you looking at? - I can't help staring at your tits.
Dirty Grandpa
3.3s
- Really? - Yeah, she just wanted to see if she could do it.
Dirty Grandpa
13.2s
Seems to me like you're running from something. Come on, haven't you had to make sacrifices to get where you are as a photographer? I mean, yeah, but... That's different.
Dirty Grandpa
5.1s
Aren't you supposed to graduate next weekend? Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
4.4s
We have to go back. Yeah. I know.
Dirty Grandpa
3.5s
We also tried anal once every five years.
Dirty Grandpa
5.6s
Well, in case you forgot, I don't even have underwear, from last night. All right, just put them on. I'll turn around.
Dirty Grandpa
14.9s
"De Oppresso Liber." It's written on your knife too. What does that mean? Hey, lights out after 12:00, boys. I better not catch you swimming across the lake to the girls' camp, okay? - Night. - Good night.
