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It's not fair to just keep Shadia in the dark like this. Since we started this, it's just been one big lie. She has no idea who I am. I have to tell her the truth. Well, maybe telling her tonight is a little abrupt. The most important part of a relationship is trust. - That's right. - And I'm going to start now. Or you can just wait till I have sex with Lenore tonight, then you can tell Shadia everything. - No. I'm just lying. - Jason, I'm your grandfather! You wait till I fuck that college girl! - I'm telling her now. - Jason... Jason! Jason!
Dirty Grandpa
27.1s
It's too bad Lenore barfed all over herself tonight. I definitely could have had sex with her. Yup. I probably could have still had sex if she just threw up on her front, but she somehow got it all over her back, and I would have felt bad. Well, chivalry isn't dead. I like the way you took that haymaker tonight. Sometimes you just gotta take that punch up front, you know? Then things get easier in the long run.
Dirty Grandpa
19.2s
I had some of this left over from my time in the Middle East. You throw some of this shit around, you can really get away with anything. - Have some. - You're smoking grass now? Jesus, this is a gateway drug, Grandpa. Yeah, well, you just opened the gateway to being a pussy. - Take some. - Yo, D. Let's fucking bounce! - Let's fucking bounce! - Where?
Dirty Grandpa
37.9s
♪ And everything is all right ♪ I got a beep from Kim And she can fuck all night ♪ Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all ♪ Which park are y'all playing basketball? ♪ Get me on the court and I'm trouble ♪ Last week fucked around And got a triple double Can I say it? Can I say it? No! No, no. - Say it! - Say that shit! ♪ Freaking niggas every way like MJ ♪ I can't believe today was a good day? I'm totally gonna fuck him tonight. Can I watch? 'Cause I kind of want to fuck him too now.
Dirty Grandpa
40.5s
♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ Into my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love ♪ I found in you ♪ I'll be... ♪ You've gotta be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ Never let me fall Let's go in for the kill.
Dirty Grandpa
58.2s
♪ Through it all You've been hacked. ♪ You were my strength when I was weak - ♪ You were my voice... - ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ Because you loved me? Because you loved me. What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa