Mom's gonna fucking freak. Whoa, you can't tell Mom. Why not? She loves all this New Age shit. Seriously... ...you can't tell anybody. Not Mom, not Susie. No one. This is amazing. How can I not tell? They'll think she's a freak. We're gonna pretend she's your girlfriend? She is my girlfriend.
Ruby Sparks
12.4s
I think this is pretty much the strangest thing that's ever happened, ever. You gonna marry her? Have kids with her? I don't know. But wouldn't that be like incest? Or mind-cest? I don't care.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
Please don't ruin this for me. Promise me, no one.
Ruby Sparks
3s
I will never write about her again.
Ruby Sparks
1.3s
Thank you.
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I love her.
Ruby Sparks
4.5s
Go potty.
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
Hey.
Ruby Sparks
26.1s
CALVIN: Hello? CYRUS [OVER PHONE]: Look who answered their phone. Cyrus, hey. Sorry, I've been busy. No worries, man. Busy writing? Uh, yeah. Yeah? Good, that's great. I keep telling them you're working on it. The publishers are getting anxious about the new book... Right, the new book. You seemed excited about it a while back... I'm out right now... Any progress since then? Can I give them some time line...? Cyrus, I'm gonna call you back. What?
Ruby Sparks
11.9s
Harry. What? She can't hear you. Don't you wanna have sex, like, ever again in your life? Yes. I just don't think that I'm the dating type.
Ruby Sparks
5.3s
You act normal. I'm not gonna say... [HOLDEN'S "UNE FRACTION DE SECONDE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Ruby Sparks
3.9s
God, it's happening. It's really happening this time.