Uh, don't make fun of Scotty. [LAUGHING] Oh, calm down. Hey, come on. Take it. SUSIE: Oh, my God. You look so cute here. HARRY: That was such a classic. I told you I don't want it. You should try it. It's really mellow. MORT: It's all right. He doesn't need it.
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SUSIE: Mort, be careful. Asteroid! [SUSIE SHRIEKS]
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RUBY: Oh, that is good.
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Calvin? Yeah.
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He isn't. Oh. Good.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry.
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He was a golfer? CALVIN: Ruby?
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Ah.
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Your mom and Mort were trying so hard. CALVIN: I'm sorry.
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You read your stupid book all weekend.
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CALVIN: Ruby?
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Actually, it was really nice.
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Also, I'm feeling ambivalent about Scotty.
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...when's the last time you saw a friend?
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Seriously? You don't even get laid in your dreams? That's... That's just sad.
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Yeah, he slobbers. He chews things. He pees like a girl, which makes me feel inadequate.