I think this is pretty much the strangest thing that's ever happened, ever. You gonna marry her? Have kids with her? I don't know. But wouldn't that be like incest? Or mind-cest? I don't care.
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I love her.
Ruby Sparks
15.7s
Mom's gonna fucking freak. Whoa, you can't tell Mom. Why not? She loves all this New Age shit. Seriously... ...you can't tell anybody. Not Mom, not Susie. No one. This is amazing. How can I not tell? They'll think she's a freak. We're gonna pretend she's your girlfriend? She is my girlfriend.
Ruby Sparks
6.1s
Seriously? Why not? Your girlfriend. Stranger things have happened. I don't think so.
Ruby Sparks
33.3s
You could, like, tweak things if you wanted. Tweak? What do you mean? I don't know, like anything. Big tits, long legs... I like her little legs. Know how many times I wanted a button... ...to make Susie stop doing all the annoying shit she does? I mean, you could get blow jobs whenever you wanted. Ruby loves giving blow jobs. Now, but what about in a couple months or days? Women are mysterious creatures. I still look at Susie like: "Who are you? Who are you?" I know Ruby, Harry. I wrote her. So you can make her, like, do anything.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
HARRY: That was insane!
Ruby Sparks
2.8s
Oh, Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
[PHONE RINGS]
Ruby Sparks
7.5s
[LAUGHS] SUSIE: That makes me laugh. Wanna see my impression of Scotty when he's really angry? HARRY: Yeah.
Ruby Sparks
2s
Stay.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
Whoa.
Ruby Sparks
20.6s
Just you and me. There's a thousand bed-and-breakfasts around. Honey, it's gonna be great. It could be romantic. GERTRUDE: Finally. Hi. You're here! Hi. Hi. Hi. CALVIN: Okay. Hi, Scotty. Hi. Come on. Come on, Scotty. CALVIN: Okay. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hi. I'm Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi.
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
Harry... This is insane. You manifested a woman with your mind.
Ruby Sparks
22.3s
What. What? RUBY & SUSIE: What. [IN UNISON] What. SUSIE: Thank you, Mort. You're on our team. RUBY: Second word. You're on our team. [MORT LAUGHING] RUBY: Uh, redwoods. HARRY: They're not gonna get it. You and me. Not them. Us. Us. RUBY: We, uh... SUSIE: Us. SUSIE: A girl's, uh... The T's and butt, um... Ugh! Babies! Girls? Oh, boy. Women! Women?
Ruby Sparks
2.8s
Look, why don't we stay somewhere else tonight?
Ruby Sparks
10.4s
Wow, look at this place. All right, this is it. You asked for it. You have nothing to worry about.