Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.
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So how often do you? Do I what?
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So the car is gonna pick us up downstairs tomorrow at 8. - Do you want me to call you? - No, I'll get a wake-up call. - Oh, yeah, good idea. - Yeah.
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
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- Let him be a man, Georgia. - I let him be a man. - You have to let me be a man. - I have tried. - Let him be a man. - You have to let me. Simple as that. Now, you, Frowny McFlaccid, come on.
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- Hi. - Hey. - Wow, you look great. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was just doing the dishes. - What happened to you today? - What do you mean?
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Hey, can we get her?
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Seriously? There's a naked weathergirl?
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Now, that was perfect.
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How did you leave it? He ask for your number? No, but he gave me his. Should I call him?
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Oh, dear. Sounds to me like no one's ever loved you...
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To the first of many romantic evenings to come.
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All right. I'll just come up.
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Did you know he had it the whole time? Not the whole time, just part of the time.
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Why? Did you think I sounded desperate?
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Good night.
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I could be having sex right now. Right this way, please.
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Wait. We need to make one more stop. - Why? I have tons of stuff. - We have to make your hair longer. Men like something to grab onto other than your ass. My hair is fine. There's nothing wrong. Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery... ...or emptying the litter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. Why is it my responsibility to inspire an erection? Isn't that his job? Shut up.
