...any better than Larry. You just have to let him be a man.
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...but I'm the only one he's got. And I don't wanna half-ass it all the way from San Francisco. Well, I think that's a very good decision. Thank you. Now, can we stop talking about work... ...and maybe relax and drink, enjoy? God.
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- Fine. What do I do? - Pick up and say, "Hey, Doug." - Why would I...? - Just do it.
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What the hell happened to you? And you, Georgia. I mean, this one's no dumb bunny. The only way she was getting off the weekend shift... ...was by hooking up with you. Then, lo and behold, she became more popular than you did. Ended up with twice your salary. - Camera 2, two-shot. - Come on, Larry, take him down. Hold on, pal. I am very proud of my wife's success. Baloney, you are. You hate her success. You feel emasculated by her. And that screws with your head.
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Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
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- Okay. So guess what. - What? Colin called, he wants to get together again.
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I'm here whenever you need me. I'm gonna put my home number on the back of my business card. If your ankle starts giving you any problems, give me a call. Great. Thanks.
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Had to stick his finger up some guy's butt in medical school. You disgust me.
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Actually, it's Late Late. It's two "lates." And since he became the hottest personality on morning TV. - Have you seen this guy's ratings? - Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, okay. Anyways, you leave tonight. - Okay. - It's all set. - How cool is this? - Come on, let's go. Oh, my God!
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
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- Who? - That girl, right there. I was trying to get us a couple hot dogs. - Two. Thank you. - Okay.
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No. Honestly, no worries. Just come here.
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Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.
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They use sex as a way to end an argument. One of my favorite techniques as well. In fact, when they come upon a new food source... ...they have a gangbang in order to decrease tension... - Small person on-set. - Thanks. - which is something we humans should look into. No, no, no. This is not for children. It's okay. I know him. - You do? - Yeah. - sit on their asses all day and boss their men around.
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Did you know he had it the whole time? Not the whole time, just part of the time.
