- What are you doing? - I'm looking for the remote. - What remote? - For the...
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You're a lesbian. - What? - Well, you must be. I mean, you just described the perfect woman. Why are you so threatened by these qualities? Is it perhaps because you don't possess a single one of them... ...and that is the real reason why women aren't interested in you? Okay. Okay, I'll give you 100 bucks of my own money... ... to go get this guy and bring him down here and let me meet him. Well, he's out there, somewhere. Wait a second. You're not even dating this guy?
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Then who have you been?
The Ugly Truth
3.2s
I like rising with the sun, and a view.
The Ugly Truth
2.8s
The girl some idiot told me to be.
The Ugly Truth
2.4s
You were... You were telling them.
The Ugly Truth
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They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
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8s
- Good, you're ready. - For what? The dinner with corporate. - Didn't you get my e-mail? - No. And I can't. I have a date with Colin.
The Ugly Truth
6s
Well, next door, with my sister. He's my nephew.
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So cutting-edge. So... So fantastic. So fantastic! Oh, God! Oh, it's so, so great! Oh, God. Yeah! You're gonna love them.
The Ugly Truth
11.9s
Which, in turn, screws with your manhood. What's your point? - Yes, Georgia, take control. - My point, Georgia... My point is that your husband... ...hasn't had sex with you in...
The Ugly Truth
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- That is a problem. - Yeah. Call Matt at Media Lab. He's got some Skycams. - Where are all my weathermen? - Right here. - Hey. - Hello. Thank you all for coming. You guys look great. Thanks for being here. Good. Is there a reason they're all overweight? If they get the forecast wrong... ...research shows people are more willing to forgive a fat guy. I hate to do this. I don't think I can work with her. It's bad enough I have to take her criticism at home. - A man can only endure so much. - Larry, you are not a man... ...you are a newsman.
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3.2s
Hi. I was looking for an Abby Richter.
The Ugly Truth
3.2s
- I figured I should let you finish. - How kind.
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8.2s
It looks like we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Yeah, when you have a wine festival... Okay, I got it.
The Ugly Truth
5s
Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
The Ugly Truth
7.6s
Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
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I'm gonna ignore that, because I am in such a good mood. Yeah, I heard. Wet crotch.
