- What are you doing? - Saving you. He was blowing you off. He wasn't blowing me off! Don't. Okay, he'll be expecting you to call him. And when you don't, he'll call back. - How do you know? - Because I know how men operate. If you want it to work out with this guy, then you'll listen to me... ...and you'll do exactly as I say. You've done irreparable damage... ...with your psycho-aggressive control-freak phone call. It might even be too late.
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
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Do you realize that I once had... ...the Archbishop Desmond Tutu on this show? - Who's that? - I can't demonstrate how far I've fallen.
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All right. If we're gonna do this, we might as well milk it. Two, get ready to go wide. One, tight on his hand. Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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I was wrong. It's cherry. Back to you in the studio, Georgia. Bye.
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Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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- Who's Doug? - He's just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious. Just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious.
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- Fine. What do I do? - Pick up and say, "Hey, Doug." - Why would I...? - Just do it.
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And if you do salvage the situation, you'll never be more than Abby...
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Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sound desperate.
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...his desperate neighbor. - I'm not desperate.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - That's perfect.
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No. This is Colin.
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Who's Doug?
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Hey, Doug.
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- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
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- Not bad. - I just... I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean... And I don't want you to be a bimbo. You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.