- He's a doctor. - Yes, that's right, he is. He doesn't wanna hear about things like implants and oral sex. - You talk about oral sex? - Oh, look, we're here.
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I guess... I guess I should go, huh? Yeah.
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He was blind from touching himself inappropriately. That's a nice thing to tell your son. Like he hasn't heard worse on your show. Let's hope you can clean it up now that you're on a network. Congrats.
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Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me.
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Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
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You're not smart enough to get the references.
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- Did you hear about the ratings? - Yes, I am the producer. Then did you hear corporate's coming next week... ...to take me out to dinner? Well, let's hope you can chew with your mouth closed.
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Oh, that's my guy, always with the jokes.
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- I'll see you later. - Yeah. - Okay. - Bye. Bye.
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So tell me this. Why hasn't some fancy New York show stolen you away? Oh, I much prefer Sacramento to New York.
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I'm so sorry.
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Okay. Just conference me when you get a hold of her. Okay, bye. All right, so we have the balloon festival coming up... ...and for sweeps, it might be nice to do a segment... ...on how men are full of hot air.
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Well, gotta love her enthusiasm, right?
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- I'll get you a towel. - Okay.
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- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
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The truth about what, Mr. Chadway? What relationships are really like.
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- So you're a doctor? - An orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, I do a lot of leg and hip stuff, but I do get the occasional foot. Your ankle seems to be fine. Just a mild sprain, this should help. Great. Thank you. I guess I'm pretty lucky my cat chose the tree outside your window to climb.
