Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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What is he doing here already?
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Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. - Under a minute? Under a minute. - Yes. No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. You're such an asshole.
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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He flosses.
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- Off we go. - Where are we going? I'm not going anywhere with you.
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Make sure you put the hot dog in your mouth nice and slowly.
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...every hour, on the hour.
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- Well, you totally hosed me. - What? Last week on your show, you said, "Always be mean to hot girls... ...because they'll want you more." Well, I tried it on Shauna. She cried, and then I got detention. First of all, don't listen to what I say on my show.
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- Stand by to go to three. - Yeah, so some... Cacciatore gets mushrooms, garlic. Exactly. - Yeah. Put the mushrooms in. - All right. And whatever amount of garlic you want. - Really? - You can't have enough garlic. - Oh, you can. - I certainly can. - Do it every night. - I got a nice, big spoon for you. - Oh, excellent. Thank you. - Here you go.
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So you just moved in. That's great. I'm Abby, by the way. Your neighbor from across the way.
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They're so... So... You tell them, Mike. You should tell them. Yes, yes. Yes, you tell them.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - That's perfect.
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What is this? What is this, baby?
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Come on. You just like being a big fish in a little pond.