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Sir, you did not pay me!
Birdman
What the fuck?! It's like my head was a jar of Bolognese!
Birdman
Yeah, it's fantastic, except for one thing.
Birdman
But I'm not going away. You know I'm right.
Birdman
Are you excited? Yeah.
Birdman
Oh, no, no, no. Me, too.
Birdman
You don't. You know why? Because you can't see this thing if you don't know how to label it.
Birdman
You save people from their boring, miserable lives.
Birdman
...straight into the water.
Birdman
No. No. 'Cause my father was.
Birdman
Are we good here?
Birdman
Well, you know, there's you, there's Jake, the masseur wore a condom...
Birdman
Can I make a suggestion? Do you mind? No, not at all.
Birdman
Nobody? My massive hard-on got 50,000 views on YouTube.
Birdman
Don't worry... it'll be used to scoop up dog shit tomorrow.
Birdman
Handsome. Oh. Okay, sweetheart, come on.
Birdman
Oh, you really fucked up this time.
Birdman
