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20.4s
A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. You stay away from me! Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. Walter, put him down, man! Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby!
The Big Lebowski
18.4s
Where was she, man? Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. Well,I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was. Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself. Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran. Come on! That's who I am. You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry.
The Big Lebowski
4m2s
Take me down, little Susie Take me down I know you think you're the queen Of the underground Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave No, I won't forget to put roses On your grave Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there They're all livin' devil may care And I'm just a devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing And your one-arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime Night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke Well, I'll always remember That I had a swingin' time I'm gonna give it everything I've got Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven on every shot So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Viva Viva Viva Las Vegas Viva
The Big Lebowski
24s
We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. V\Ie're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. Sir, please lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? You know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. No funny stuff. All right. All right. No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. - Igot$18. - What's mine is mine. We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! Come and get it.
The Big Lebowski
36.7s
I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The Big Lebowski
23.5s
You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski
1m54s
"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
The Big Lebowski