Okay. Fuck this. Hey, guys, Gary was right. It's awful late. Let's get home, get to bed, huh? Get out of his hair. We haven't finished the game. It's your turn, Max. Oh, my turn, huh? Okay, be careful now, Max. Oh! (GROANS) Well, game over. I went in a little hot. GARY: Why did you... Thanks. Good to see you, Gary. When shall we play next? ANNIE: (STAMMERS) Soon. We'll call you.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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Hello? What's up with this guy's voice? He sounds like a monster. He's using a voice changer, Ryan. (SOFTLY) He still sounds like a scary monster.
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Oh, shit. Where did you come from, little guy? Son of a bitch. Hey! What are you, a vampire? Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, it's so much worse. Oh, God. And what did I do to this? What the fuck is this thing?
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Oh, my God. Has that got it? No, that doesn't got it. God damn it. Come on! No!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- Hey! Hey! - Hey! - Hey, hey! - ALL: Hey! Come on, come on. Hey, thanks for letting me host again, huh? Well, it's not like we had a choice, huh? BROOKS: Only 36 months to go. - ANNIE: Oh, time will fly. - (LAUGHS) - Can I get you a beer? - Uh, yeah. - Come on! - Hey, listen, Brooks. I know you're probably feeling pretty humbled by all of this. But, honestly, I think you're gonna come out the other side a much better man. Oh! Hey, look. I completely agree. You remember the WITSEC list that I swallowed? - Sure. - I pooped it out, sold it for $3 million on the black market. - Are you serious? - Pretty sweet, huh? Brooks, everybody on that list is gonna get killed. Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster. I tipped everyone off that they were in danger. For $20,000 apiece. - (LAUGHING) - You're unbelievable. Thank you. It's not like I'm gonna live in this dump forever. As soon as this cuff comes off, I'm gonna buy that house I was renting. I'm moving in with Johanna.
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- So, who's next? - I'll go. - ALL: Yeah! - MAX: Go, baby. MICHELLE: Nice try, Gary. And go! ANNIE: Uh... - MAX: It's a rock. - MICHELLE: A bean? A rock! - A ball? - MAX: That's a... - Burger. Is that a burger? - RYAN: Football! MAX: No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right? - A bun! - MICHELLE: Bread? Is it a bun? Looks like a bun. SARAH: French loaf? Is this a motion picture? MAX: A bun is in a house. On a train. GARY: Are we supposed to announce it? - SARAH: Microwave? - MAX: It's being cooked. It's in an oven. Bun in the oven! - SARAH: Yes, yes, yes! - (KEVIN LAUGHS) Wait. What? Yes.
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Whoa. Well, look at that. You put a bungee cord in your hand, you go straight to the pervy place, don't you? Hey. You saved my life. Thank you. - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just saw a man die, but I'm... I'm okay. (ANNIE GASPS) Is that a knife in your bullet hole? Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.
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And that concludes my game night.
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ANNIE: Hmm?
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(EXHALES)
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- What? - What? It went exactly as I planned. You learned every lesson that I wanted you to. Trevor, you can get up now.
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I'm just fucking with you. But that would've been really cool, right? - You're such a dick. - (ANNIE SIGHS) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh, what? I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life, but, you know, turns out he was just... You're a loser. He's a loser. Uh, guilty. But us making a family? That's not pellets. That's the fruit. That's fruit, it's fruit. Wait. What's going on? Plus, think about all the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. It's gonna beat their kids at everything. It's taken you this long to see that? Our baby is gonna crush every other baby. I'm sorry, that's right. And not in that peak-too-early, you know, kid actor kind of way. Mmm-mmm. No. We will parcel out his or her gifts over time. - Absolutely. - Yes. We gotta teach it Mandarin right away. 'Cause China's the future. - It sure is. - Yeah. - You're the future. - Oh, my God.
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There she is. - Hey, Dr. Chin! - Hey, Max. - Let's play. - Yeah. Uh, The Crying Game? Uh, Boys Don't Cry? SARAH: Is that a tear? Is that the actor? - MICHELLE: Mr. Potato Head. - Are you drawing the actor? - Cry-Baby? - Yes! - Time! - It was The Green Mile. - ALL: What? - How is that The Green Mile? This is me at the Regal Cinema crying as I did through much of the film. How we supposed to know that, Gary? I assume everyone cried during The Green Mile.