- Fix it? - Yeah. What are you suggesting? I'm suggesting we beat his ass. Jesus Christ.
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Peanuts?
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I'll get right to the point. The Bureau has been tracking a ring of violent kidnappers in this very neighborhood. And we have reason to believe that one of you may be their next victim. (RYAN LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) - (CHUCKLES) - MAX: That's terrible news. Contained within these dossiers are the clues you will require to find the kidnappers. You'd like for us to do that, yeah? The Bureau's... What's the Bureau's role in this? Maybe you guys could take my wife in for questioning because, apparently, she got a secret life - I don't know nothing about. - Baby, this is... Shut up, all of you!
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- Hey! - MAX: Hey! - ANNIE: Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful? - Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark. Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS? (CHUCKLES) No, I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me. I kinda lost you, but please do come in. - All right. - Thanks, Cap. - Hi, guys! - ALL: What's up? Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that. Oh, hello, friends.
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- Brooks Davis? - Yes. - Oh, shit. - ALL: Ooh! This is good.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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- SARAH: Oh, my God! - (GROANS) Now he's back. KIDNAPPER: Stop fighting, asshole! Help me! This isn't... The Independent Spirit Award goes to... - KIDNAPPER: Let's go! - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) Bye-bye! First one that follows us gets shot! Okay, roger that. You drive safe. KIDNAPPER: Come on, motherfucker! - Bye. - That was amazing. Really good. - That was really good. - Wow. Mmm. No, there's something about this that just doesn't feel right. How could you cheat on me with a celebrity? I didn't cheat on you. It was before we got married when we took that break. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've been living in the matrix. Agent Henderson, you just gonna keep lying there? KEVIN: Is any of this real? Well, don't kick him! MICHELLE: Stop. He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis. KEVIN: I thought we both agreed that we wouldn't hook up with anybody else during that break. Yeah, but then you went and got a hand job from Karen Waller. - KEVIN: No, don't do that. - RYAN: Boop! Boop! Boop! Because it was over the pants, all right? It was, and it hurt. It was very dry, and I didn't climax. Just admit it, you guys did more than that. Don't turn this around on me. Do not do that. Don't you Johnnie Cochran me! Damn it, they got the jump on us. - Come on. Come on now! - Shit, Kev! All right. Here's the first clue. Looks like a riddle. "With shiny fangs..." "...my bloodless bite..." "...will bring together what's mostly white." Donald Trump. "Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire. Um... I'll just google it. It's so inconsistent, isn't it? I mean, they stage this super realistic fight. They give us an FBI dossier but with riddles. It's like, let's pick a tone. Let's stick with it. But that's the game. You wanna win this car or not? Yeah, yeah. More than anything, but I feel like Brooks is setting me up. Do you get that feeling, you know? That this is some game where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?
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KIDNAPPER: Oh, shit! Guys, make sure you get a piece of this cheese. It's just... Cut me one. Try it with the quince. (ALL GRUNTING)
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Where could he be? His phone stopped right here, huh? (CELL PHONE RINGING)
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RYAN: My God! - (RYAN SHOUTS) - Come on! Bloody hell! - RYAN: What? - Phew! You guys scared me so bad. What are you doing? What the fuck is that? Oh. Well, I just came from a six-hour murder mystery where I played the corpse. I must have dozed off before I had a chance to clean up. Well, you scared the shit out of us. Really? Thank you. Actually that means a lot 'cause I do my own makeup. What kind of party has a pregnant corpse? No, I'm actually pregnant, this isn't part of it. This is just... BOTH: Oh! - Congrats. - WOMAN: Thank you! (CHUCKLES) RYAN: Um, we want you to give us the final clue to the murder mystery Brooks Davis ordered. Oh, my gosh. But that would ruin the fun. We don't want the fun. We just wanna win. Yeah, I can't do that. (SIGHS)
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There it is. Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight! Yeah, me too. I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they just suck! You're like a breath of fresh air. Aw, thanks. I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, so this is a bit new for me, too. Whoa!
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It's very well done. No! That is a strong table. Oh, watch out! He's packing heat! Hell no! (GRUNTING CONTINUES)
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RYAN: Ow! That really hurt a little bit.
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Hello? Hello? (KNOCKS ON COUNTER)
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(GASPS) Oh, oh! Oh, shit!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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- (SARAH SIGHS) - Nice! - Thank you! - Cool. Oh! So you're just gonna keep it. I gotcha. (GROANS) Stay back! Hey, buddy, can you just give us the answer to the second riddle 'cause we're way behind. Don't you get it? That was not supposed to happen. (LOUD BANG) Oh, what now? You guys already did the breaking-in thing. Shut up! And get on the floor, all of you! Whoa! Ron, you okay? No, Nathan, I'm not okay. Two guys came in here and attacked me. - Oh, my God. - I know! And I quit Disney Cruises for this bullshit. RYAN: "Look in your jacket pocket." We can check, but that doesn't make any sense. I'm not wearing a jacket. Maybe it means a, like a book jacket. Why would a book have a jacket? (PHONE RINGING)