Blood! Oh, my God! I shot you! You fucking shot me! Cut me loose before we all get shot! Come on, untie me! - Get me out of here! - Oh, God! (ALL YELLING) Help me. Help! Oh, my God! BROOKS: Go out! Go, go, go! What the fuck did you do to me? - Come on, come on, come on. - MAX: God damn it! - Hey! - Where are the guns? - Here, here! - Go!
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Do I look like as asshole to you? No. One of us has to be the asshole in this transaction because otherwise I'd have my egg, and you'd have your money. But instead, we've wasted our night tracking you down.
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Not... Not sure. Ugh. I was joking. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Aren't you gonna say you were joking, too? - Do you want me to? - Oh, my God, - Stop it. - Okay, fine. It's two minutes to 12:00. Where the hell is this bridge? GPS says it's right around here, but I don't see it. Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street. - Oh, shit! - (BRAKES SCREECHING) - (MAX GRUNTS) - (ALL GASP)
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- Stop! - (GASPS)
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Hey! Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie. It's all real. Oh, no, I know. Brooks is caught up in something and... Okay, where are you guys? We're all at Brooks's. We need to talk to the cops. No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops! What? Why? What's going on? - Are you guys okay? - Yeah, yeah. We're fine, we're fine. I shot Max, but he's fine. What? Look. We will meet you back at our house. Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything. Brooks's life depends on it.
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- Is that... - That's my brother. Get us in the air. Now!
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It's funny, you don't look like an asshole.
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♪ I'm packed and I'm holding ♪ I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden ♪ She lives for me - Sing it to the mic. - Jesus! No. ♪ Her own motivation ♪ She goes round, and she goes down on me And you, Tats? You got something to say? No? Boop. ♪ Coming over you ♪ Keep on smiling, what we go through ♪ One stop to the rhythm that divides you ♪ I see you eyeing that, Ponytail. Not on my watch! Bingo! Bingo! I got 'em, baby. Let's do this. Yes! Okay.
You shot me. I know, I feel terrible. - KIDNAPPER: Come on, man! - Go! Go, go! - (HORN BLARING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa! KIDNAPPER: Come on, bitch! - ANNIE: Oh, my God! - KIDNAPPER 2: Move your ass! - ANNIE: Honey, get in! - KIDNAPPER 2: Go, go! BROOKS: Go, go, go!
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"Dennis" isn't a word. Yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so... These are the elite, the very best, the... Oh, oh. White people! - What? - Oh, Jesus. Okay, unlike you psychos, I don't give a shit about winning game night. I don't need that validation. But you do need the validation of dating Instagram models? Absolutely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle. We didn't all meet our soulmate when we were 10 years old. Fourteen. - Oh, sorry. - Fourteen. And we didn't get married until we were 19. - See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan? I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady. So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here. Yes, find her. Look how cute this... - Hey, look at this. - So much love. Let's look at him when we do it. - Hey, everybody. - MICHELLE: Find the love! Grab your drinks. Let's go play, come on. Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? MAX: What's that? - Fight clubs. - What? I just read about 'em. They pay poor people to fight each other, and then they bet on the winner. - No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is! If you can have anything you want in this world, you have to raise the stakes or life gets boring. The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound. Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed every second of the damn day. How about some Charades? Should we start with Charades? - RYAN: Let's go! - MICHELLE: Yeah! It's been a while, huh? Do you wanna wait for Brooks? I don't think we need to. No, he's late. Wait, hold up. - Brooks is in town? - MAX: Yeah. I thought he was working in Europe. He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business. Haven't seen him yet. - But we can get started. - Yeah! MAX: Who wants to start? Who are you guys talking about? Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist. KEVIN: Yeah, he was the first to invest in Panera Bread, you know? The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea. - A lot of investors. - KEVIN: Yeah. He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie. Well... Which is a huge compliment because Donnie was fucking great in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he? He was. Was he in The Sixth Sense? He sure is, yeah. You know who is not in The Sixth Sense? Mark Wahlberg. Mark would never take a role that small.
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ANNIE: Can we help you? I'm okay. Hey! Of course. Ryan, why are you coming in through the window? You said sneak in so RoboCop wouldn't see us. I meant sneak in through the door. Well, you were super vague. - I wasn't vague at all. - Wine? I know I didn't say, "Break the succulents." RYAN: Hey. I'm not dressed for this nonsense. This is ridiculous. It's like Night of the Living Dead in here. Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max. MAX: I didn't say to come through the window. This is Max. We used to work together. His wife, Annie. Michelle, and that guy's Kevin. - What's up, buddy? - The door's right there. Guys, this is Madison. Yeah, you brought her last week. You work at Forever 21, right? - MAX: No, no. - I work at Sephora. - I'm confused. - Different girl. Same look, same voice. Nice to meet you. - You, too. - (MADISON AND MAX CHUCKLE)
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Is that right, Madison? Man, I haven't seen him since the wedding. - Remember that speech he gave? - Yes. And then he paid for that whole fireworks display! - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks! - Little over the top. Let's get started. I'm gonna start us off. Yes, let's start! - We gotta pick teams first. - (CHEERING) - ANNIE: Movie? - MICHELLE: It's a movie. Okay. - RYAN: Dude, we have no teams. - (CAR HONKING) - KEVIN: You just give up? - Better not be Brooks. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
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Heather, seriously. How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need?
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You didn't tell him to park up the street? I did, yeah, like, three times.