- Bianca? - Yes. The video was hysterical. Eat a dick. Thanks. I just had a bagel, though, so I'm full. Mr. Arthur, I'm really sorry. I... No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway. I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.
The DUFF
10.8s
How'd you find this place? I used to run up here a lot with Pepper, and she would always make a direct beeline to this rock. I remember Pepper.
The DUFF
4.7s
Simon, get your finger out of there. You're not my father. Yes, I am your daddy, Simon.
The DUFF
4.7s
- Is this where you kill me? - Ha, ha. Yes. They're never gonna find you out here.
The DUFF
1.7s
Try it.
The DUFF
1.6s
Aha.
The DUFF
4.3s
So much to learn. - Okay, ready? - No.
The DUFF
22.4s
Ma, I'm off to my big night. Whoa, look at you. Wow, look at you. Look at you not in a pantsuit. I know. I have my first Internet date. We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it. Oh, my God. - That dress is beautiful on you. - Thanks. - Wes gave it to me. - Oh, what are you two doing tonight?
The DUFF
14.5s
Date night. I worked up all my courage and tried on the dress Wesley gave me. In my head, I think I was expecting some big reality-show reveal. All right. But it was just me. Me in a dress.
The DUFF
12.9s
I guess she's okay. When my parents got divorced, my mom wanted custody of me, and my dad wanted custody of the dog. - Wow. - Yeah, so I think that pretty much sums it up right there.
The DUFF
6.3s
- Ow. - Hmm. Okay, maybe I could imagine it, but I had to stay focused on my Toby mission.
The DUFF
6.1s
- Are your parents gonna get divorced? - God, I hope so. I just... I...
The DUFF
1.8s
How's she doing?
The DUFF
1.7s
Are your...?
The DUFF
31.5s
- Wow, you really dressed up. - Oh? This old thing? Ha, ha. Um, so hey, where do you wanna go? Because I actually heard that Dave & Buster's is, like, the cool, hip new spot. The place with the metal claw game? - Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha. Well, I do love Dave & Buster's, but I actually took the liberty of making a reservation already. Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight. I've been teaching myself how to make sushi online. I just thought it would be, you know, more personal. Yeah, I like that.
The DUFF
12.5s
- Are you sure? You're being weird. - You're being weird, okay? - Go. - Okay, I'll tell you how it goes. - All right. - Okay, bye. Bye. Wish me luck. Good luck.
The DUFF
6s
Nightmare. I'd only been trained for Dave & Buster's. What did Wes say? That "no one's making out if they're three feet apart."