Why is your hand messed up? Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today. No one else sees that video. Tell everyone. I don't know that many people. Well, make some more friends and tell them.
The DUFF
3.1s
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
The DUFF
1.3s
Can I come in?
The DUFF
1.8s
Thanks.
The DUFF
1.2s
What?
The DUFF
1.6s
Mm-hm.
The DUFF
1.5s
Here.
The DUFF
1.2s
Mm.
The DUFF
28.8s
I'm assuming you've seen the video. - Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true. I am into you. And so I thought I should just be straightforward and tell you to your face. Wow. I'm flattered. And impressed. Ha, ha. Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that. Well, that's my whole thing. - Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.
The DUFF
19.9s
Yeah, I'd like that. - How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm, is, uh, gonna be fine for me. It's good. Cool. Meet at my house? - Seven o'clock? - Yes, 7 is good. - All right. - See you. - Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye. Bye.
The DUFF
14.4s
- All right, well... - Okay. - Well, yeah. - So, uh... - I'll, uh, see you around. - Okay. - All right. - Thanks. - See you. - Bye. Ha, ha. Bye. We said it at the same time. - Bye-bye. - Bye.
The DUFF
2.9s
I think this is the first time that you and I have ever really talked.
The DUFF
2.1s
We should, uh, hang out sometime.
The DUFF
1.2s
It's kind of nice.
The DUFF
2s
Yeah, it is.
The DUFF
1.6s
Oh, shit.
The DUFF
3.8s
Hey, DUFF queen, wanna show me some of them moves? Shh.
The DUFF
38.8s
You ever heard the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword"? Yeah, and in this case, a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want feels like an atomic bomb, and that's definitely mightier than a sword. So make your writing have a positive effect. As in a certain homecoming article that's due. Oh, please, Mr. Arthur, the last thing I wanna do is go to a place where everybody hates me and then write about it. I picked you for a reason. And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count. Inspire us. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.