Did you read the comments on that video? Yeah. It says, "That mannequin just made out with a five." Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha. "Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won." Ouch. I feel bad for Toby. "Flash mob hump session on Toby at 3:30"? He's gotta be so embarrassed. His senior year is going to suck.
The DUFF
15.4s
Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors. - Oh, that is awful. - Whatever. Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess. - I love your eyes. They're so... - Just make that go away. - Toby... - Casey, shut the site down now. Okay, fine.
The DUFF
6s
Hey, is this seat taken? Oh, you're busy. I'll come back a little later.
The DUFF
3.5s
You know Bianca well. Do you think she'd put this up to get attention?
The DUFF
4.4s
Not likely. Don't we just look so cute together?
The DUFF
2s
Long day, huh?
The DUFF
2s
Oh, my...
The DUFF
2.9s
Oh, wait. Of course it could.
The DUFF
15.8s
What's up, narc? Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF, I was now the least-liked person in it. - Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny, and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy. These are useless. It could not have gotten worse.
The DUFF
12.3s
Oh, just give it to me, Toby. Oh, just a little pinch right there. Just... Oh, he's dirty. Oh, he's going to town on me, Toby. - Oh, Toby. - Are you gonna do anything? You're my special little Toby. I can take you home with me.
The DUFF
3.3s
Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it. You happy now?
The DUFF
4.7s
Oh, I don't think he meant me too. Hit "send," drop.
