- Yeah, Madison. - All right. And this year's homecoming king is... Drumroll, please.
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3.6s
- Congratulations, Madison. - I knew it was me. Keep it to yourself.
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5.6s
Me? What? Oh, my God, of course. Madison!
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2s
...Ms. Madison Morgan.
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...Mr. Wesley Rush.
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2s
Hey, how'd it go?
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17.1s
All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? - Toby. - Tuba? You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
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22.4s
Look out. Okay. Heh. It's a little weird now. - Whoo! Yeah. Whoo! - Okay, I think... I think we're good. We're... No? You're... Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you, Toby. I'm really, really into you. Don't tell me. Tell Toby. Toby Tucker. I didn't know you were here. I have feelings for you.
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12.2s
That was... Okay, fine. Talking to Toby scares you, right? The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now. See Sweater Guy over there?
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7.6s
No, no, still worse. - Is that good? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you twerking?
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5s
Ooh. Oh. What's that? Oh, my God.
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2.6s
What the shit?
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1.8s
Oh, uh-oh.
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7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
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35.7s
- You're good. - Oh. Where are the cameras? - Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right? - It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video? Who would wanna go out with this guy, right? - Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Totally believable. Great. Thank you. - How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits. I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later. - Cool. - Okay. - Where can I find it online? - Yep, bye. Man, so many unanswered questions. Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach. That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated. Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right? We're sizing up your strengths and weaknesses.
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13.2s
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then. What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy. - Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby. Toby.
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10.2s
- Have you met me? - Okay. I couldn't get through three words of that. All right, walk over and say, "Hey there." - "Hey there"? - Hop up. Get up.
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5.5s
All right, deep breath. Shoulders back. Lick your lips a little bit.