That's a healthy thing you've got going. Later, B.
The DUFF
7.6s
Damn. It was definitely the dress. - That is really great. - Yeah, he is hot.
The DUFF
2.6s
The site has thousands of comments and likes on it.
The DUFF
4.4s
Well, people don't know that. Okay, I will keep looking.
The DUFF
2.7s
Okay, girl, I know some DUFFs too.
The DUFF
13.9s
Bianca. Just the gal I was hoping for. Hello. Okay. I want you to step out of your comfort zone and bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas to an article about homecoming.
The DUFF
10.6s
- Wesley? - What? I just want to... I just want to... One more thing. - What? What? - Just one thing. No, they block out all the good sites. - What are you doing? - I just have to...
The DUFF
10.4s
No, no, if you're doing homework, I'm gonna kill myself. It's just one quick thing. It's for my article. I'm feeling inspired. - Okay, here, just rub my shoulders. - Right.
The DUFF
6s
I am a DUFF. Yep, that's me. - I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.
The DUFF
2.6s
Stupid Wes.
The DUFF
10.5s
But they're positive this time. Mr. Arthur was right. Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories, and when I posted those, more kids responded until it just became its own thing.
The DUFF
6.7s
We'll find someone. Although Jess' menu of dudes was never-ending, there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.
The DUFF
11.7s
You know that one moment in high school that changes everything? Okay, I think I can probably finish this later. It all started senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...
The DUFF
11.5s
What does homecoming mean to me? If you asked me at the beginning of senior year, I would've told you, "Absolutely nothing." But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life, I have changed my tune.
The DUFF
31.5s
Specifically, what homecoming means to me. I mean, not to me. I never went to a dance when I was a kid. - Kind of a nerd. - Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Arthur, heh, but, um, with all due respect, I'm... You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic? You wanna do your thing and put some stuff in the words and make it pop? That's so nice of you. You don't have to do that. "No, you didn't. I didn't say..." Yes, you did. And thank... "No, I didn't, I didn't." Yes, you did. And I thank you.
The DUFF
1.3s
Not all at once.
The DUFF
6.9s
- Yeah, Bianca! - Let's get the hell out of here. All right. All right.