It's my big Toby date night. Off to a nice evening of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual? Yes, please. Ha, ha.
The DUFF
3.8s
Bluh! I swear, I'm just feeling the pressure.
The DUFF
2.2s
That is the opposite of what I just said.
The DUFF
5s
Hit that... Hit that, uh... That long one in the middle. It's called a spacebar.
The DUFF
4.8s
So, yeah, she was a bitch. Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.
The DUFF
1.6s
A lot.
The DUFF
23.6s
Thanks. Oh. Okay, you know what? Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night? - Done. - What? No, no way. Guys, it's homecoming. You're definitely going. I just... I can't see Wes. Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter. Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer. - Absolutely not. - Mom.
The DUFF
5.5s
All right, deep breath. Shoulders back. Lick your lips a little bit.
The DUFF
24.1s
What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say. I do everything around this house, and you don't do... - Oh, here we go. - Well, it's the truth. Wesley, will you get the door?! Oh, don't yell at him. He has nothing to do with this. Save it for therapy, okay, honey? - Wesley, get the door! - Okay, enough, I got it. Hey, ready to go get down - with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.
The DUFF
30.9s
- Just get off work? - Kind of. - Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place. I'm a toppings consultant. Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those. I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately. Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you. - I'm Allen. - Hey, Bianca. - Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you. All right, so, what's the number-one mistake that people make when it comes to toppings? Ooh. Good question. - Granola. - Granola? - You wanna know why? - Yeah.
The DUFF
3s
...Mr. Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
9.2s
- Yeah, Madison. - All right. And this year's homecoming king is... Drumroll, please.
The DUFF
7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
The DUFF
7.7s
Wesley Rush. Homecoming king. Come on up. Wesley. Wesley.
The DUFF
2s
Oh, my...
The DUFF
1.2s
It's kind of nice.
The DUFF
23.2s
Oh, Toby, don't stop. Don't stop. I wanna be your wife. How do we look together? How do we look together? - The most beautiful couple? - Oh, my God. Is that Bianca Piper? Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible. I would hate it if that was me and people saw this. - I should totally forward this. - Me too. - Viral? - Viral.
The DUFF
24.8s
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic. I think we can find something better. Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one? - This is a good one. - Aw, heh. That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago. - Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was. - There you go. - Thank you. This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in. Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.