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Water Wizz Waterpark. Built in the summer of '83, it's the last bastion of everything that time period stood for. In fact, it was decreed by its creator that this place shall never age. On his deathbed, he said, "I don't want this place re-painted or updated. "I don't even want it brought up to code. "And the minute someone tries, it needs to be destroyed." We actually have a nuclear bomb for just such an occasion. Bought it off the Russians. Really? Still good with all that? Even the Russian thing? That's Cold War. It's kind of dated. All right, that was a waste of a bit. Hey. Hey. Some kid threw up near Crazy Tubes. What? Why is this the first I'm hearing of this? Damn it, woman! Caitlin, Duncan. Tony, Mary Beth. Hi, Duncan. Also, I need you to reorder more mats. Did it. Finish the work schedule for next week. Did it. Change all the filters. Done. You know, I'm going to check all that stuff, right? Then, in that case, I didn't do any of that. So, I'm doing it. It's called delegation. I read about it in a book about it.
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