Yeah. Um... I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.
The DUFF
6s
Good. I'm glad you're excited about it. Go right ahead. Fine, I will.
The DUFF
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But that's good if you're happy. - What the shit? - Ow. Get out of my way.
The DUFF
5.5s
Since you can't seem to leave my boyfriend alone, I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.
The DUFF
4.3s
Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.
The DUFF
5.6s
Me? What? Oh, my God, of course. Madison!
The DUFF
6s
- Actually, really good. - This year's homecoming queen is... This one's got me a little nervous.
The DUFF
1.4s
Oh.
The DUFF
1m0s
Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset, but now I just feel bad for you. Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF. Guess what, so are you. So is everybody. There's always gonna be somebody prettier or more talented or richer than you, but it shouldn't affect how you see yourself. You label everybody to try to keep them down, but you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you. You have Wesley, and you treat him like he's stupid, but he isn't. And people don't like him, because he's with you. They like him because he's, like, an amazing guy. Look, I like myself. I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. And I realize now that none of this matters to me. But it does to you. It's your dream. And I totally support that. Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels, because in the end, they're meaningless. What? Whatever you said was meaningless, okay? You don't even get it. This is not my dream. - I don't need to... - Okay, Blue Devils. Oh, my God, here it is.
The DUFF
1.7s
It's happening.
The DUFF
4.1s
So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
The DUFF
2s
...Ms. Madison Morgan.
The DUFF
17.4s
Why was I Bosley? There were three Angels. Okay. You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid and becomes the Joker? This was my "vat of acid" moment. My best friends made me the DUFF. And that made me...
The DUFF
17.6s
It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one. The one who doesn't look as good, thus making their friends look better. The one who's approachable and easy to talk to, because no one's trying to get in their pants. And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you. Say when. Say...
The DUFF
1.8s
Come on, man.
The DUFF
8.2s
Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn... The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right? Take a look at Robin.
The DUFF
17s
This is why we are not dating, okay? Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit. - I could be dating college guys... - Yeah. ...or famous people or 30-year-olds. That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline. Enjoy those saggy balls. Fine, I will. Ugh.