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So my blood is collecting checks from the FBI?
Shaft
Uh... I'm actually... more of a data analyst rather than an "agent" agent, I'm kind of like a cybersecurity expert...
Shaft
Now, you ain't got fucking shit to say.
Shaft
Oh! Damn! Yo, your pinkie just got fucked up. Show him the goddamn picture, will you? Oh... Ah...
Shaft
That's what your mom would do.
Shaft
Sir... Please excuse us. No. You must leave now. So... are you a Muslim from a Muslim country... or did you find Allah in some cell block?
Shaft
Yo, who this? Yeah, I got that information you wanted on the Dominguez kid. Talk to me. Clean, as far as I can tell.
Shaft
So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife...
Shaft
Weak shit, motherfucker.
Shaft
But for five, I'll let you lick my titties. No!
Shaft
Oh, my God. Your mom has really fucked you up. No, she just raised me. She didn't abandon me 25 years ago. Whoa, whoa, pump your brakes now.
Shaft
How's it feel, you working for the Man? You mean having an actual job?
Shaft
