Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man. Not only has the Almighty seen fit... ...to provide me with a beautiful new daughter...
I mean, I really-- I'm not allowed to say. He made me vow.
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I'm gonna get so drunk.
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I'm totally fine. I fall all the time, you guys. I fall every day.
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Right.
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No.
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You will see that her fingerprint matches exactly.
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Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done. - The new caterer? - Yeah, you know that. Daddy, you fired another caterer? They weren't caterers. That was a man and his wife and lettuce. Okay. Fine. I didn't even want a caterer, I just wanted six people and a beach, but.... Melissa, this is what you want. This is the wedding you'll remember.
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- So have you met the bride's family yet? - No, I'm a little worried about that.
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He had a copier with a paper slot that was choked with paper.
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I don't understand something! Why would a smuggler want a--? Large, armed, virtually undetectable transport vehicle?
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As a matter of fact... ...the whole family, they're gonna be just fine.