And do you, Melissa, take Marc to be your wedded husband... ...to have and to hold from this day forward... ...for better or worse, for richer or poorer...
The In-Laws
7.7s
All right, gorgeous, you arrange for the plane. I'll be right back. Are you sure about this? We've got the FBI on us like trailer trash on Velveeta.
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5.2s
All right, tell me something here. Is it tender right there? Yes!
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4.6s
People say they wake up so refreshed. You gave me a roofie.
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1.7s
Hi, Steve.
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38.1s
You're way off course. What is he doing here? My least favorite person. You wanna do something about it, fanny boy? - I do. I really do. - Let's go. Come on. Bring it on. You wanna fight me? Three rounds. Let's do it the right way. He'll referee, we'll-- It was before I even met you. It doesn't bother me that you went out with someone before you met me. - I went out with other guys! - But that's not even-- - You went out with other guys? Who? - I've told you about them. And that's the thing. You weren't as honest with me as I was with you. And by the way, can you just tell me what your dad really does? Because he's got a few too many Prada and Gucci outfits to be a Xerox salesman.
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36.1s
What do you mean? When I thought I was gonna die, you know what image is in my head? No. I'm thinking of that look my daughter gave me up there. I've given her these things she doesn't want, and the one time she needs me... ...where am I? I'm with you! Something you should work on, Jer. - What did you say? - I said-- I have to work on that? The worst father in the universe is telling me I gotta work on something? Do you know in the last three months I have spent almost every day with your kid? Have you seen him even once?
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7.8s
I'm choking! - All right. We're safe and sound. - Unbuckle it. Quick. - We're neither! - We are.
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5.3s
- Okay, pal, let's get the hell out of here. - No, no. I am done! I'm finished with you! I mean it!
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6s
I may be bad, granted, but you're worse! Way worse! And you know I'm right!
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7.3s
- Jer? - Hold on to me! I'll hold on to you! It's okay. We're down. Easy, Jer.
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3.9s
Were you even there for conception? I bet you mailed your sperm in.
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3.3s
- What the hell is that? - I don't know. I've always hated it.
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7.9s
This has gotta be the doctor. - Come here. - That's all right. - Come here. Come on. - No, I don't like this.
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4.8s
What is that, veal jerky? We passed jerky about an hour ago.
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12.3s
Hello, beautiful. How are you? Good to see you. Hi, buddy. Sorry, business. - Is she here? - No. She'll be at the rehearsal dinner. Okay, good. Boy, do you have a beautiful house here.
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13.4s
Sorry. I should have gotten there a little more often. But look at you now, out of law school... ...working with a brand-new firm, about to marry this beautiful girl.
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8.4s
- Well, I think it's time for a toast. - Hear, hear. Marc, buddy... ...seems like yesterday you were just starting school.
