But I'd like to say something. Just because I hate Marc's father... ...it's not going to be uncomfortable here at the wedding. - Hello, everyone! - Hi, Mom. Hi, honey. I'm so happy to be here. And I'm so proud of you.
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- He did what? - It's fine. He switches things around sometimes-- How could he just go and do that? Because he's Steve Tobias. And Steve Tobias is an emotional fascist.
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And this is Popo. - Popo? - Hi. He's doing the ceremony with the rabbi.
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You know, Marc was supposed to be a girl.
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And finally, the daughter I never had.
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The Signature Room?
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You complete me.
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What?
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He is?
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You moved the rehearsal dinner? Well, the Hancock Tower owed us a favor and they'll set us up really nice. So if you get there before I do and there's any kind of problem, ask for Artie. Reference the alabaster incident. He'll know what you're talking about. Oh, my God. I'm sorry about this, buddy, but it's important. And this isn't? You gotta trust me on this, all right? Have I ever let you down? Well, as a matter of fact-- Don't answer that.
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- "Streisand. Private." - That would be me. - Yeah. - Yeah. Where are you? Melissa's just really freaking out. And her dad's not even here, and he planned the whole thing. No, he's right here. He's fine. Listen, buddy, I wanna give you the heads up on something. We've changed the location of the rehearsal dinner. We're gonna meet you at the Signature Room... ...at the Hancock Tower instead of the Marriott.
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That better be my dad.
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Melissa! Melissa! Daddy, where the hell have you been? First you plan this whole thing without me, and then you disappear. - I don't know anyone here! - I'm sorry. I went to France. It wasn't my fault. I just want everything to be wonderful, that's all.
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I'm lucky to be here. I had a roofie. I was on a plane! - That's right, you flew! - I did. I did fly! Isn't that something?
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It's Steve. I talked to them. He's a rogue agent. He's unstable! - Who? - Steve. - He's a rogue Xerox agent? - No, no! CIA.
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What was the name of that song you guys sang at that karaoke club on your first date?
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Shots, shots, shots! - Are you okay? - No! The FBI came to the house!
