Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man. Not only has the Almighty seen fit... ...to provide me with a beautiful new daughter...
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Okay, I killed her.
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Tastes like beer, but it's got an incredible buzz.
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This is Quan Lee. He's the owner of the place here.
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You're right. Thank you, Dad. Bye.
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Watch your head, sir.
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Roosevelt. This is it!
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Thank you. This is where I work. I don't bother you when you're in the bathroom with your hookers. - What are you talking about? - Oh, please. Olga, the 20-year-old runaway. What are you doing? No more magic tricks! Thank you. - What happened? What is that? - You! Freeze!
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Run for your life!
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What are you doing in that? Steven, I see you have met my partner.
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What?
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Where'd you get--? - This was in college, man. I was pledging. - Wow.
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One little thing I almost forgot. I've been known to travel with some dangerous types... ...so he might think that you're an arms dealer or a deadly assassin. - So you just play along with it, okay? - What? Just play along at being a deadly-- Silent, but deadly.
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Jer, you all right? You haven't touched your food. My food is still eating.
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He would.
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You ever been to France, Jer?
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Mr. Xerox. Well, a great supply of copiers you have here. I like the one shaped like a rocket launcher. Does it collate? Is that a fanny pack? - It's cute, isn't it? - It's adorable. Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I'm a doctor, something you know nothing about. I'm riveted. Go on.
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I know all about you now. You're a liar. You lie about everything. I did not lie to you, Jer. I do not lie to family. Don't call me family! We're not family!
