Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play and the only reason I came on the show was because you agreed to show this clip to your 150 million viewers. Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, then jump in the shit tank. Then we'll play your clip.
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## Hey, bro. Ain't you the dude from the clip that got hit in the head with the can? No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? Damn, everybody thinks that's... That's you, that shit is funny! - What the fuck, man?! - Why you lyin'?
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Our team of dedicated workers will make twice as many phones at half the cost. You'll double up your market share over these bastards.
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We're hurting!
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Oh, re... really? It's okay, you're not missing out. It tastes like shit. Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole.
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If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller, you gotta know when to bag 'em and when to tag 'em. Yeah? Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'? Bagging is when you drop the call. Like a dead body into a bag, you drop that shit 'cause it crossed the line. Tagging is when you claim that money. It's a sale. Cha-ching! Like when they put the tag on the body at the morgue to identify it. That's mine. Maybe you already bagged that dead body, right? And you're just about to walk away, skip town, lay low for a little while. But instead, you drag that heavy fucker on out into the alley and... then you tag it! Okay. Uh, I... I just... I feel like these metaphors have not been cleared for this pep rally. - Ah, okay. Diana? - Oh! Yes. Uh... hi. I'm new, so forgive me for not knowing everyone's name yet. My name is Diana...
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- Can I get a light? - No.
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Hey, youngblood.
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Fuck! Ah!
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Hello? Uh, this is Cassius Green. Sorry to bother you. I just wanted to mention something else about an encyc... Insight Encyclopedia.
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My husband's in the hospital. He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer.
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Wow!
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Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick. Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up on this lead I've been working on.
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Cassius, the old you was way more interesting.
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- My white voice? - Yeah.
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I feel incompetent and like an asshole doing this job.
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It's not really a white voice. It's what they wish they sounded like. So, it's like what they think they're supposed to sound like. Like this, youngblood. Hey! Mr. Kramer! This is Langston from RegalView. I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I?