New assignment... Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
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It was Dora and Diego and swiper.
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You're jump street, right? Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
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(GRUNTING) I got you! Shit! Schmidt! I got you! You saved my life!
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Same assignment. JENKO: We're going back to high school? Your ass look like you about 50. You're going to MC state. We're going to college for real? Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug. It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else. JENKO: Wipey? No, you dumb motherfucker. Whyphy. Stands for work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes. Now, these kids take this shit, and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying, and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
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Go, go!
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He's only got one arm! I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
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Shit! You have the right to remain silent... DICKSON: No, no, no, I got this. You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. I'm on it. I got it. DICKSON: What you looking at? Oh! Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
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Shake him off! Shake him off!
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Jenko!
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I'll get it off. Its tentacle is eating me! It's so strong! It's really on there, man. It's biting my face!
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We're definitely moving! JENKO: There's fucking birds and shit in here! There's actual shit!
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Take them out, guys. They're cops.
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Traffic school!
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SCHMIDT: What the fuck? There's a fucking dragon in here! (SCREECHING) (SCREAMING) Shit!
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You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school. There's a microchip in this empanada. Old family recipe. Best to keep it a secret.