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We don't want to do the same thing. We want to burst through our ceiling. And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one, and you just got to keep hammering ceilings. Okay, okay, okay. What if we actually went into the secret service and, like, tried to protect the white house? I think... I don't think that would work. I'm going to ask you to stop talking. I thought it was a pretty good idea. Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
22 Jump Street
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For starters, Zook has it. Zook has the tattoo? What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days! Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer? I really want you guys to hang out. We have hung out. He's completely ignored me. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff. We're gonna put cameras everywhere, and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing. We can't just walk into zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay? There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry. My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay. I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah. Oh, that's really fucking stupid. Man, it must be hard being so different. We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier. Guys, can you just give us some space? We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man. Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them. KENNY: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
22 Jump Street
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You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man. Who sold you whyphy? Nobody sold it to us. Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load, and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her. All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later. Enjoy the food. Maybe this is a good thing. (DOOR CLOSES) let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into zook's house. You feel anything? No. Do you feel anything? No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
22 Jump Street
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That was way too fast and pretty... Way too... A little bit too furious. Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed! (GUNSHOT) (ALL GASP) Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job! Fuck! I'll be right back. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry. That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
22 Jump Street