Let's do this, schmidt. Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins. (WHISPERING) It's jenko. Sorry.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
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Can you shake him off? I'm coming for you, motherfucker! GHOST: Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
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Hey! Get off of my chopper!
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No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.
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Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer. Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
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God. She was Cynthia's roommate, and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
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(LAUGHING) That's exactly what it looks like.
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Hey! Look at you! What are you guys doing here? What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend. (WHISPERS) Fuck. Wonderful. You're dating someone. Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay? Thank you. No problem.
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Nice to meet you. (DOOR OPENS) (WHISPERING) Oh, my God. She seems nice. (DOOR CLOSES) She's horrible.
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MAYA: Hey, Maya angelou.
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What? Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there? (LAUGHS) I said, something cool. What did you say? It was something cool. No, but what'd you say? Yeah, I know. I said, something cool.
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Fieto. Fieto, not a word, but I'm gonna accept it. You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr. mcquaid. The only way you can fail this class is by not becoming who you truly are.
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We don't want to do the same thing. We want to burst through our ceiling. And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one, and you just got to keep hammering ceilings. Okay, okay, okay. What if we actually went into the secret service and, like, tried to protect the white house? I think... I don't think that would work. I'm going to ask you to stop talking. I thought it was a pretty good idea. Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.