Because we have guns. Schmidt, run! Get him! Go! Go, go. Go! Shit! (GUNS FIRING)
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Doc.
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(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.
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Fuck! Ow!
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Maya.
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Okay.
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Hey, Lauren.
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Lambo.
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Okay. Bring it! I'm ready. It's on now, dawg.
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Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, we won't figure this out. I'll shoot both of you. GHOST: Darling. If you're going into the family business, you will have to have a clean record. That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
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You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
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Fuck.
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Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me. We're at work right now, okay? JENKO: Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
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You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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(BOTH GRUNT) Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right? I think there's blood in my eye. Fucking learn how to hit! (GRUNTS)