MAN: The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this. Can you shut it? What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s? Heroin, you know, cocaine... Hey, hey. Whoa. Shit. I'm fucking here. You happy? Shh! The ghost is right there, okay? He's about to meet up with the supplier. Hey. Check that out. JENKO: You shush. You're the one fucking talking. You're being so fucking loud. You shut the fuck up.
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Oh, shit!
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Okay.
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Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God. Look who got off the motherfucking leash. Now who's the damsel in distress? SCHMIDT: Fuck! Well, I guess it's him. I don't have a clean shot, schmidt. Then don't take the shot! Maybe I want to take a dirty shot. Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot, and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya. I'm gonna take the shot. Don't take the shot. I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot. I'll take the fucking shot. Nobody take the shot before me. MERCEDES: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
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You don't have to be on top of me. Yes, I do. Why? Camouflage. Go.
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(GRUNTING)
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And he hangs on for the touchdown! JIM: These two are peas in a pod, Bob, but instead of little green balls, they are human football players.
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Hey, Maya Angelou!
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That is just like a little helmet machine.
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SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.
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ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
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What the fuck? Is that vodka? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (LAUGHING) Yeah, buddy!
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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad! Spring break! JENKO: Look, I can't, all right?