You can do this, you can do this. I can't. This is disgusting. No, you got to. I can't do this anymore! And now, for my favorite event. (SQUEALING)
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Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?
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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day. ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen! (ALL CHEERING) BOB: And the statesmen take the field for the opening game against the university of college generals.
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How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet-cute stories. We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
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I got something way better than that.
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Girl fight.
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1.7s
It's really not that funny.
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Bye-bye, Terminator!
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Aw.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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♪ All I wanna do is party ♪ my head keep on spinning around ♪ baby girl, why don't you first ♪ drop it to the ground ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ my gosh! I'm sweaty. You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
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What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
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So, is there someone who supports you? No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
