Captain, what the... You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Captain... Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face? You actually high-fived schmidt for fucking your daughter. Holy shit!
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BOTH: Oh, fuck. Jinx. We got to move right now. BOTH: Buy me a coke in heaven. Jinx again. Put your guns down! Fucking guns down!
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We're here, as well. We jump street, and we about to jump in yo' ass.
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Give me another. I don't have any more cameras.
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(CANS CLATTERING) Let's go.
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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Where's your gun? What? Do you have guns?
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What are you doing?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Doug!
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Okay.
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This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
