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I got to tender my resignation or whatever because looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. She most certainly was not. Hey, man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now, I got... Please don't call her my mother. She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. I'm telling you, I've got pretty definitive evidence. From who? From the main guy, Uli. Uli Kunkel? Her costar in the beaver picture? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? I might have introduced them, for all I know. Do you remember Uli? He's a musician. Used to have a group, Autobahn. Look in my LP's. They released one album in the late '70s. Their music is sort of a techno pop. So he's pretending to be the abductor? V\Iell, yeah. Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. The whole idea is that the hostage can't identify you after you've let them go. Well, I know that.
The Big Lebowski
26.1s
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous and a lot of strands to keep in my head, man. You know, a lot of strands in the old Duder's head. Hello? If Uli doesn't have it, then who does? It's Sandra about the Biennale. Look. I have to take this. Do you still have that doctor's number? No, really, it's not even bruised anymore. Oh, please, Jeffrey. I don't want to be responsible for any delayed aftereffects.
The Big Lebowski
20.3s
Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round. I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry.
The Big Lebowski
19.2s
No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. You know, I'm just... You're just looking for a handout like every other...
The Big Lebowski
36.6s
That was the sign, man. So, all we gotta do is get her back. No one's in a position to complain. We keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? That's the simple part, Dude. We make the hand-off, I grab one of them and beat it out of him. Huh? That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fucking watch. That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam...
The Big Lebowski