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23.4s
ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
22 Jump Street
20.6s
How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
22 Jump Street
15.9s
Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
22 Jump Street
21.1s
You can just bust right... Just break right through it. Right through it. Right through it. Right through it. You really think I could make it at umc? Dude, you could make it into the hall of fame. No, dude, come on, that's you. You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history. Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.
22 Jump Street
30.1s
What? You're not supposed to throw rocks. (GROANS) ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away the lobster for one person. Enough for one person only. ♪ No matter what my friends say I found something in this whyphy case that caught my attention. Get the fuck out of my office. Sir, you don't... We caught the guy. (BOTH GRUNTING) BOTH: Yeah! Yeah!
22 Jump Street