It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives. ♪ ♪ ♪ down this long distance line tonight ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away ♪ I ain't missing you ♪ no matter what my friends say ♪ ain't missing you ♪ hey. Hey.
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So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.
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MERCEDES: Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf, and you're gonna sell the shit out of it. Sell shit out of it. Do you see that? And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus. He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
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...67... (ALL CHEERING)
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
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This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
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Bye.
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Hurry up, okay?
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Hey. You're late. No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
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Look, I apologize about the zook thing. You were right, he's not the dealer. Okay, great. You apologized. What's that worth, man? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now? Police work.
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ZOOK: Ready? Go! Here we go, here we go. One, two, three, four, five... I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore! Twenty's the record! Thirty-three, 34... (GROANING)
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Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.
