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It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
22 Jump Street
36.5s
He's Brad's brother. He follows him around everywhere, so I doubt we get Brad without Doug. That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend. I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. Why? Why? I was talking to him for a second. He's got a big mouth, okay? I feel like he could fuck this whole thing up for us. See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much. That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice. ROOSTER: He looks like a 30-year-old eighth grader. ZOOK: He's gonna be fine. I'm just saying, the kid sucks. Okay, and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy. He could, like, be a part of our thing. Our thing? Yeah. Shh. I'm trying to hear them be nice about me. This is fucking bullshit. Shit!
22 Jump Street
30.1s
I don't think he's the guy, either. Yeah? I looked into the ghost's background, and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at mc state. You think the ghost could be the supplier's dad? Maybe. Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information. Thank you. Well, I heard whyphy's coming back in a big way. Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to puerto, Mexico, for spring break. And if that happens, whyphy is going viral. It's gonna be at every college in the country. I think my information was stronger. Look, if you... If you want to, we could go down there.
22 Jump Street
36.5s
We're gonna build a nationwide network. What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet. Why don't you sell those old classic drugs from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and... Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs. That's, like, what they did on the golden girls. Like, blanche did heroin. All right, I'll just sit here and be silent. Blanche never did heroin. Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot. Cool. Dope. Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high? Of course. Yeah, I am. Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, don't get high on your own supply? We didn't. Nah. I didn't do that. Yeah, I used his and he used mine. Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
22 Jump Street
32.1s
That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid! I want you to question what I'm saying. This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college. You can say whatever you want. You can be whatever you want. I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want. George Washington was a black lesbian. The Eiffel tower is made of dildos. They can't fire me. I'm indestructible. (SMACKING LIPS) I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am. Now, just like you did before, I want you right now to say whatever you want. Say whatever you want.
22 Jump Street
28.6s
I'm 19, so... Nineteen minutes late to pinochle, where you're meeting your old friends in the park? Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring. Tell us about the war, any one of them. You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard. It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler finally going off for the first time. Okay, well, so lovely talking with you. (SIGHS) You're a lovely person. Hmm.
22 Jump Street