Holy shit, he's good. None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right? If you do, he'll leave this shitty program. BOB: And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
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No, I'm good.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Doug!
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Look at him, it's, like, all the same. Dude, you wear pants, too? What? Bros, man. Dude. I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that. Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together and get married, right, rooster? Rooster. What's up, bro? You look good, man. What's up, rooster? How you doing, man? Digging the puka. Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same... How you doing, rooster? Rooster is getting some pop. Why don't you go check him out?
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What's up? I'm rooster. Oh, yeah, no. We've met before. Oh, really? I don't remember that at all. You must just have a really plain face. Yeah. They call me ol' plain face.
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Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude. If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker. Oh, yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro. It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
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(LAUGHS) Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together. You should lose the puka shells, though. Things are different since you didn't go to college. (MUSIC PLAYING) Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?
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1.6s
Hey. What's up?
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1.2s
You've been weird.
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4.8s
One more time. I'm just gonna go home. I don't know parkour, so...
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2.2s
Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
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Stay! (BOTH SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS) Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
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Captain? Are you wearing kevlar? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room. What the fuck is going on?
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They're going into the stadium!
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How are you?
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JENKO: It was just like, what am I hearing? What am I hearing right now? And the psychic told you that? Yo. That is so crazy, dude. Hey, dude, you want to go see the roof? Fuck yeah, I want to see the roof, dude. Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on. Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
