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And connects with mcquaid! (GRUNTS) Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.

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(WHISPERING) All right.

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Nice to meet you. (DOOR OPENS) (WHISPERING) Oh, my God. She seems nice. (DOOR CLOSES) She's horrible.

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You sort of sound like that. That doesn't sound anything like me. That doesn't sound anything like me. It's not not you. Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now. (BABBLING) That's Schmidt being a little bitch. That's just not a good impression. WALTERS: Whoa! Nice job, super sleuths. Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?

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♪ ♪ ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ yeah, me and my homie this is aye ♪ and it's going down like a fire drill ♪ came a long way, now we part here ♪ and we still running shit, call it diarrhea ♪ coming up together like them good fellas ♪ heart through the loop ♪ holding down, keep it real in these streets ♪ back to the roof ♪ anywhere, anytime I got your back like a spine ♪ my homies never left behind my whole team get to shine ♪ the world has opened up that's why we're blowing up ♪ that's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up ♪ the way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better ♪ write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever ♪ live forever, man ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ life of the party, patron and bacardi ♪ get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body ♪ came up with the people that's real ♪ ticket to the meal ♪ now like it, we all together ♪ that's just how it is ♪ I'm throwed like a strike out ♪ shine brighter than a lighthouse ♪ bigger than the white house ♪ go against my team, get wiped out ♪ got them choppers like troopers ♪ don't make me split your head ♪ my lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ yeah ♪ forever ♪

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Thanks for lying to me.

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You're under arrest, sir. Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later. No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything. Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? I, um...

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Are you guys, like, together? Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro. (LAUGHING) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.

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(GROANS)

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(CREAKING)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.

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What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.

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This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.

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Hey, Schmidt, look! Look! Look! (LAUGHING)

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This is why I don't drink.

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BOB: Haythe drops back.

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What is this? Jelly beans?

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And connects with mcquaid! (GRUNTS) Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.

(WHISPERING) All right.

Nice to meet you. (DOOR OPENS) (WHISPERING) Oh, my God. She seems nice. (DOOR CLOSES) She's horrible.

Thanks for lying to me.

You're under arrest, sir. Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later. No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything. Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? I, um...

Are you guys, like, together? Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro. (LAUGHING) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.

(GROANS)

(CREAKING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.

What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.

This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.

Hey, Schmidt, look! Look! Look! (LAUGHING)

This is why I don't drink.

BOB: Haythe drops back.

What is this? Jelly beans?