Um... Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at zeta. But I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys. It'd be really fun, I think. Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
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2.7s
What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
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Schmidt? Shh. Don't wake up my dick. Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep. Damn. We're talking missionary. We're talking missionary. We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
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14s
Hey! Schmidt! What the fuck, man? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. This is what we have to do to win their trust. This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games. It's fun. It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
22 Jump Street
2.3s
Exactly the same.
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19.6s
Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man. Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail! (STAMMERING) Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story, so we all know.
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12.3s
I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're getting too old for this shit. We started off too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) You ain't lying about that.
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1.2s
(SCREAMS)
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You are under arrest! Pull the truck over! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
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3.7s
That doesn't sound like us. I mean... (CHUCKLES) I'm getting a divorce.
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6s
Look at dickson's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice. How you bitches like jump street now?
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1.2s
And now she's dead.
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1.2s
Yeah.
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17s
I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back. Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger abandoned church directly across the street. Yeah. That's convenient. Yes, it is convenient. Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door. (SCOFFS) Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.
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4.6s
Don't do that. So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
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13.3s
Yeah. All by myself. Really? Mainly by myself. Okay. And, dude, you were right, that lambo... Just can't hear that right now. It's a shitty-made car. It's not good. Hey, let's go. We got to go. How many bullets you got left?
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3.5s
This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
