Oh, my God. Yeah, everybody knows. Really? You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads. All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in! Oh, do we have company? GHOST: Yeah!
22 Jump Street
4.1s
Right in the crack. Don't do it, leatherface. (GUNS FIRING)
22 Jump Street
5.8s
Doug? My name's not Doug, it's schmidt. And guess what, we're cops. Boom.
22 Jump Street
11.2s
You shot me in my foot! Wait! Move! Move faster now! I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot. Doug? Doug! Maya! Mercedes just took my dad that way! Okay, we're on it.
22 Jump Street
9s
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me. We're at work right now, okay? JENKO: Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
22 Jump Street
1.2s
(CROWD GASPS)
22 Jump Street
1.2s
Out, all right.
22 Jump Street
5s
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
22 Jump Street
5.6s
Look, you know, loyalty's cool, and I admire it, and I know he's your brother.
22 Jump Street
4s
What are you doing here? Just came to see how you are.
22 Jump Street
2.3s
(SIGHS) Who is that? Nothing. All right, ready?
22 Jump Street
2s
Give me another. I don't have any more cameras.
22 Jump Street
1.2s
I have time off.
22 Jump Street
1.4s
Got it.
22 Jump Street
2.8s
JENKO: (PANTING) I can't breathe.
22 Jump Street
2.3s
So it's just about support.
22 Jump Street
15.2s
How do you know this person? Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. The fuck? I... How's your classes going, Doug? You... we were just in the neighborhood, and... I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun? Yes, thank you.
22 Jump Street
18.6s
(CROWD CHEERING) ♪ ♪ ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down hey.