That's a gun. Yeah. Who first? You want to go first? I don't want to die. You die... I don't want to die. You want to do rock paper scissors? Rock paper scissors? That's how we'll do it. That's how we'll do it.
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God. She was Cynthia's roommate, and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
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JENKO: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on! (LAUGHING)
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Yeah, right. I enjoyed it. Yeah.
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Library. Book place. Library. The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library, where literally no one goes anymore, man. And the dealers check out the books. We're going to catch the supplier. (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Do you realize how cool... Wait, one sec, one sec. What's up, dude? Hey, dude, where are you? We're warming up. The game's about to start. All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna... I'm coming. All right, later. What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging. Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay? You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.
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Tell me about it. I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it. I just love when you're sitting there in a room, and you're just there with your thoughts, and you're like, oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me? Or whatever. And, like, do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not? Or whatever and, like... I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it. Yeah. Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight, we are gonna go hang out at the art building, if you want to come.
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That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.
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Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.
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If you don't make it through tonight, you're dead to all of us.
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We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
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I don't have any prior convictions.
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Maya! Hey. Hi.
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Okay, okay.
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I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
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GHOST: How hard can it be? Shoot them! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Shoot them! Shoot them!
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SCHMIDT: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
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I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)
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I'm doing fucking great. I'm the happiest I've ever been, so I'm just having a great time with myself. I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself. I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce. I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just, uh, a lone superstar. Happy for you. Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice. That's great.