This is so boring. No one's getting shot. (GRUNTS)
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You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man. Who sold you whyphy? Nobody sold it to us. Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load, and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her. All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later. Enjoy the food. Maybe this is a good thing. (DOOR CLOSES) let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into zook's house. You feel anything? No. Do you feel anything? No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
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Jenko! Where are you going?
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You've been weird.
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No, I'm good.
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You okay? No, you can't hug me right now. Do you need money for a cab or anything? No, I don't need money for a cab.
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
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That was way too fast and pretty... Way too... A little bit too furious. Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed! (GUNSHOT) (ALL GASP) Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job! Fuck! I'll be right back. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry. That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
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I'm so focused, dude.
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New assignment... Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
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It was Dora and Diego and swiper.
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You're jump street, right? Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
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(GRUNTING) I got you! Shit! Schmidt! I got you! You saved my life!
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Same assignment. JENKO: We're going back to high school? Your ass look like you about 50. You're going to MC state. We're going to college for real? Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug. It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else. JENKO: Wipey? No, you dumb motherfucker. Whyphy. Stands for work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes. Now, these kids take this shit, and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying, and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
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Go, go!
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He's only got one arm! I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
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Shit! You have the right to remain silent... DICKSON: No, no, no, I got this. You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. I'm on it. I got it. DICKSON: What you looking at? Oh! Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.