Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, we won't figure this out. I'll shoot both of you. GHOST: Darling. If you're going into the family business, you will have to have a clean record. That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
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You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
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Fuck.
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Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me. We're at work right now, okay? JENKO: Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
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You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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(BOTH GRUNT) Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right? I think there's blood in my eye. Fucking learn how to hit! (GRUNTS)
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ZOOK: Come on! Focus!
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I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
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Drop your guns. Drop yours first. We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns. Okay, that's a good point. Wow. (LAUGHS) I mean, was this really your entire plan? Coming in here with no backup? Or maybe we had a far more elaborate plan. Mmm-hmm. Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now. May... what? You had the fucking tracking device. I don't have it. That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember. JENKO: You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit. That's your domain. I do the physical shit. SCHMIDT: You know what, I may drag you down sometimes, but every possible time you can do something dumb, you do the dumbest possible thing. No, the fucking dumbest possible thing is letting two cops blah-blah-blah while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in. Oh, so you mean I brought the tracking device. Yeah. What's up now, huh? That seemed like such a real argument. That's improv, bitch. Move!
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Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
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You two know each other? No. This is crazy, all these, uh, students and parents.
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You don't drag me down, either, man. I mean, except right now. You're dragging me down. You're really heavy. Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts. Can you reach it? You gotta go in from underneath. Oh, shit!
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I'm doing fucking great. I'm the happiest I've ever been, so I'm just having a great time with myself. I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself. I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce. I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just, uh, a lone superstar. Happy for you. Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice. That's great.
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We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
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Can I have your gun? It's bigger. (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! Dad!